Sign Me Up To Chemikal Underground

from Countryside Walks With Piet Haag by Piet Haag

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Everybody wants a record deal, but hardly anyone gets one. The consolation prize is that you can be a DIY act and sell through lots of really cool internet sites to your family and facebook friends. Its not really the same though. This song is really meant to help my fellow unsigned artists understand that the reason we haven't got record deals is because we are rubbish.


Sign me up, sign me up
Sign me up to Chemikal Underground Records
Underground Records

I might slightly balding
I might be slightly fat
My lyrics might be rubbish
and my music might be crap 
But still each day 
I Kneel, I pray
I hope to hear the words you say
Sign here
On the dotted line
Sign here 
It'll all be fine
We won't let EMI
Get their hands on you 
Act now
For this offer will expire
Together we can save the world

The world

Oh God and Jesus
Please sign me up
For my life is shit


from Countryside Walks With Piet Haag, released August 25, 2011
Vocals, piano - Piet Haag


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Piet Haag Glasgow, UK

Widely regarded as "useless" and "not much good" Piet Haag stormed onto the Pollokshields music scene with his unyielding electro-acoustic interpretation of retail therapy. Even two years later "Instructions for Shopping" serves as a template for sonic gender reversal, allowing women to experience the male perspective on shopping. Like a flambe tomato mixed with Bailey's Irish Cream, its rare ins ... more

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